then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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