my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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