We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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