Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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