As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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