Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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