dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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