im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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