I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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