oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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