D3 body, D1 cock
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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