I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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