I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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