I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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