Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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