I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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