i just google imaged poop.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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