talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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