Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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