I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
