Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
