woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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