why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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