even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
