Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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