Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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