girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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