wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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