areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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