If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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