I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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