Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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