Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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