Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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