you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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