i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
