what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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