4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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