There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
