if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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