Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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