So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
