Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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