jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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