Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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