what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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