She said her name was "party"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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