I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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