Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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