Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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